🌪️A bit of a vortex

I design it all—every sarcastic porch sign, every cosmic canvas, every cheeky welcome mat. The products are printed by an amazing team of 25-year-veteran U.S.-based printers, because quality matters (especially when you’re trying to survive severe weather and family gatherings).

My thought orbit

I grew up glued to atlases, staying up late stargazing and hoping for at least three shooting stars a night. A Brief History of Time melted my brain. Once, I had an actual panic attack trying to understand the size of the universe. Zaphod Beeblebrox is my role model because he walked out of the Total Perspective Vortex. I nearly didn’t.

I believe

I’m an empathetic atheist with a soft spot for science, a deep love for animals and wild habitats, and a tendency to laugh at things others don’t. My signs reflect all of that—irreverence, awe, curiosity, and the quiet hope that we’re not alone (but like… in a fun way, not the scary alien way).

Side quests

I made a film called Sunganges, a road trip doc that made it to Netflix after winning international awards. I’m currently writing a five-part feature film series called FireFly and dreaming of directing it someday. (But I promise not to turn the signs into NFTs.)

Why it matters

This isn’t just a shop. It’s a habitat. For my thoughts. For your walls. For some humor, some honesty, and a whole lot of weird weather love. When you buy something here, you’re supporting a small, messy, meaningful life. And I’m so grateful for that.