Charming Rustic Garden Signs

CRAFTED WITH CARE

MADE IN USA!

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Wild Weather

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Etsy Customer Reviews

WOW WOW WOW!! Everything from customer service to the actual product was AAAAA++++ I would definitely recommend this seller!

Natasha

Santa Cruz

This sign arrived very quickly and was securely packaged. Its eye catching artwork looks great in our front yard. We’re very happy with this seller and would definitely purchase from again!

Maureen

New York

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Wonderfully designed & look stunning in the garden. Thanks so much for making them.

Love these. Got a lot to share with friends and they love them toooooooooo

Laura

Cady

Los Angeles

Woodside

Valli B

Mostly Harmless Things is my little moment in that American dream of free expression and individuality.

Each design is personalized with care, humor, and a touch of my California sunshine home, to bring love, warmth and some mischief to yours.

Hi, I’m the human behind these slightly unhinged, mostly lovable signs.

From weather warnings to cosmic chaos, everything here is designed to survive storms, both atmospheric and emotional. I’m a geography geek, a curious stoic, a lover of wild habitats, and I make signs that say the quiet part out loud, with warmth, humor, and a bit of edge.

When you buy one, you're helping me chase big dreams, like turning my film scripts into movies, and maybe even stargazing in Iceland someday.

There will be a lot many paths that you walk on and I do too and when they intersect, you will find those moments, dreams, and quirks in this store in the form of custom-made metal prints in ways that feel personal and timeless.

DESIGNER, OWNER